Skip the Singing.
Send the Funny.

A personalized comedy surprise, delivered in person to their office, home, restaurant or party by professional comedian B Smitty. San Antonio and surrounding areas.

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Birthdays • Work anniversaries • Retirements • Promotions • Closings • Just because

See one in action

They never see it coming.

You've Been Comedy Grammed!

Our first reaction videos are being filmed now. Check back soon.

Real reactions. Real people. Filmed with permission.

How it works

Three steps to the best surprise they've ever had

1

You tell us about them.

Name, occasion, inside jokes, what's off-limits. The more you give us, the funnier it gets.

2

We write the bit.

Custom jokes, a character, and a cover story built just for them. Every Gram is written from scratch.

3

B Smitty shows up.

Surprise, reveal, laughs, photos. They'll be telling this story for years.

Pick your package

Three ways to send the funny

Standard Comedy Gram

$129
  • Personalized surprise, in person
  • 5–10 minutes of custom comedy about them
  • Celebration moment & photos
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Character Comedy Gram

$179
  • Everything in Standard
  • Undercover character entrance with a cover story
  • The big reveal
Book Character

The Comedy Gram Experience

$229
  • Everything in Character
  • “I Got Comedy Grammed!” keepsake shirt
  • Reaction video you keep and share (with permission)
Book Experience

Prices cover San Antonio inside Loop 1604. Travel beyond that, rush bookings (under 72 hours), holidays and extra performers are quoted. Not sure which one? Use the form below and we'll recommend.

For businesses

The birthday your team will actually talk about.

HR teams, real-estate brokerages, dealerships and offices use Comedy Grams for employee birthdays, sales milestones, retirements and client appreciation.

  • Coordinated with a manager, so the surprise lands
  • Clean or PG-13, your call
  • Monthly plans for offices that celebrate often
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The first Comedy Gram: B Smitty walked into a real-estate office as a "buyer," toured the listings, and asked all the wrong questions. Then the reveal. Then the birthday song.How it started. A San Antonio brokerage, 2026.

Let's do this

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